Mr. So and so

There is a homeless man that comes into my office daily to unpack and repack his push/pull cart (with 7 locks) full of his belongings. He is a conspiracy theorist who lives a life of self imposedness. As he uses our bathroom for teeth brushing and shaving I'm amazed at the routine he follows on a daily basis. Yesterday he read me some bible verses about deception and told me it was "the oldest trick in the book." He's a news junkie like me. I don't mind his daily visit, but fear that sometimes I fuel his conspiracy theories with my own.